about


The modern dating scene is just a terrible experience right now. I wanted to skip past the anxiety and clinginess, just get right to the good stuff! I’ve had boyfriends tell me that I need too much sex. I became discouraged with dating apps and trying to figure a relationship into my schedule, and now I’m here and I’m quite satisfied!!

In my time off, I love cooking food in my kitchen, I’m always playing video games like Assassin’s Creed Valhalla and Cyberpunk 2077, and I’m a sucker for any Studio Ghibli or Quentin Tarantino movie. Gordon Ramsey and Jon Taffer yelling at people makes me happy! Lately I’ve been getting back into art, so my easel is in a little corner of my living room.

I’m 420-friendly, newbie-friendly,
virgin-friendly, and I see people of all races.
I want to make you feel like you’re the one being spoiled.
Let’s have some fun together!

current stats

updated June 2021
status: THICK & curvy

height: 5’5″
age: 31
eyes: blue-grey
bra size: 36F
panty size: XL
shoe size: 11 Women
head hair: mid-back natural blonde
body hair: waxed clean

makeup: barely! natural glow
favorite flowers: potted orchids
tattoos: none at all!
piercings: nose, lip, nipples, ears
sexuality: bisexual w/ experience
heritage: German, French, Serbian
favorite alcohol: gin, tequila
smokes? scentless 420